Sometimes I try to be a bit serious and talk some
serious stuff, I try to help my neighbors, maybe this could get me to heaven.
But the serious problem is in this country, my beloved Bongoland aka Tanzania,
everybody knows everything.Trying
to help many times is useless. Everyone knows every answer to all the football
questions, if you don’t believe me just stop anyone in the street and ask them
what should be done to change the luck ofthis famous team Arsenal?You will get very good answers including excellent ones which would
suggest the change of the team witch doctor. But today I will not be asking
questions, I will be giving solutions. Solutions to parents who think they know
everything but scientific researches are proving that they don’t know much. Every parent who
makes some good money knows that you have to send your kid to an ‘International
school’. This allows you to sit with other parents and be able to discuss the
problems facing kids in International school. You automatically stop being
friends with parents who don’t have kids who can speak English, I mean like
what can you talk about?
Now when your kid joins an International School, his
or her report reflects what the school feels about you. If you have problems
paying your fees, your kid’s report will be different from the kid whose school
fees is trouble free. Now here is how to read your kids report, that is if you
have paid all your fees properly. When the report arrives this is how it should
1.Your child has a high capacity of getting information from his fellow
children- It means you kid is an expert at copying and pasting.
2.Your child is a happy child full of vitality and strength- Your child
is so troublesome I wish I could give him sleeping pills
3.Your child is full of innovations- He is a big liar
4.Your child is a quite boy who prefers to sit quietly for hours going
through his books- He is a lazy bum
5.Your child has a high capacity of explaining himself- Your kid never
agrees on anything.
6.Your child is adventurous
–He is never in the school compound .
7.Your child has retained a
lot of his childhood qualities that made him your favorite kid- He pees on