A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the
door.
"Just be quite and stay where you are," she said told her lover, "He's so drunk he won't even notice
you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few
minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at
the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There
should only be four. What's going on?"
"Nonsense there are only four," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of
bed and try again. You can see better from over there."
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four.
You're right, you know, SORRY."
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