SORRY MAN YOU ARE THREE MONTHS PREGNANT

Kibonge  was sick went to the hospital and the doctor asked him to bring his urine for a test the following day. When Kibonge got home, he urinated into a container, but as his wife was sweeping, she accidentally dropped the urine container ,terrified of what her husband would do if she told him, so she urinated into the container and returned it back to where it was. Kibonge took the  container to the lab for test. The lab attendant was initially reluctant to tell Mr. Kibonge the results. The sick man became impatient and demanded for the result immediately. Well, the lab attendant had no choice than to break the news, ,"Mr. Man, you are three weeks pregnant".