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Tuesday, February 28, 2017

HAVE A TUESDAY LAUGH

One fisherman to another, "You should've seen what happened yesterday at the lake."
"What happened?"

"I caught a twenty-three pound salmon!"

"Were there any witnesses?"

"Yes, of course! If there wasn't, it would've been thirty-three pounds."


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 A football fan's wife says, "I hate it when my husband calls leftovers 'Replays'."
A TV Executive's wife says, "Well my husband calls them 'Reruns'."

Mortician's wife says, "Count yourselves lucky, my husband calls them remains!"


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 An elderly couple were sitting outdoors at a cafe when they noticed an old man who seemed to be having trouble crossing the street with an ungainly shuffle. The man said to his wife, "He surely has bad arthritis to walk like that."
His wife replied, "No, that's definitely old time rheumatism."

They couldn't agree so the man decided to ask the old man. He walked over to him and said, "Excuse me, sir, but my wife and I saw you having difficulty crossing the street and I told her that you have arthritis but she insisted that you have rheumatism. Which one of us was wrong?"

The old man said, "The three of us were wrong."

"Three of us were wrong? How so?" asked the man.

To which the old man replied, "You were wrong when you said I had arthritis, your wife was wrong when she said I had rheumatism, and I was wrong when I thought I just had to pass gas."

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