A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it.
He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was
already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he
decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away and the same thing happened. He kept on
increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right
then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until
he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.Hours
later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jenny, is the cat
there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the
man said, "Put that CAT on the phone, I am lost and I need directions back
home."
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