THAT WAS ME LAST YEAR

Dear African boys be careful be very careful ohooo, you know what happened to Muki the day spent a night at his first girlfriend's house in America? Just read on.....
After a long night of making love, Muki guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl he was with if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the now bewildered Muki. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

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