A man had been drinking at the bar for hours, and had become quite drunk when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's’s friend, Dave, and the drunk's girlfriend seriously kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He told the man that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his friend and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.
“What’s so funny?” the bartender asked.
“That stupid Dave!” he said, “He’s so drunk, he thinks he is me!”
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